To: Guy in Bathroom Stall

You're a disgusting pig.

The groaning noises you were making while taking a crap just now were revolting ... it's virtually impossible not to hear when another person enters the washroom so is it really necessary to subject another person to that? Seriously if you are having that much difficulty going then maybe you don't need to go right now.

What's worse is that you probably work in my office too. Thank God you didn't finish and come out of the stall while I was washing my hands. I wouldn't be able to look at you the same way again.