To: Bad Skin Arrogant Guy

I generally pay no attention to you whatsoever but today when I exited the washroom and walked down the hall into the kitchen, I had no choice but to encounter your unfortunate face.

YOU: [sort of looking nervous, you hold up the danish or pastry type item you are eating] I know, not the most nutritious.
ME: [dude, I don't give a fuck] Hey, I'm not judging.

HAHAHAHA. If you only knew!
It's not like I'm going to go to my desk and blog about you or anything!