To: Sub Sandwich Restaurant Manager

Wow ... the kindness of a stranger stikes again! What are you trying to do? Melt my cold, dead heart?

All I really wanted to do just now was pay for the all the food I ordered for our staff lunch last week. I wasn't expecting the free lunch and chocolates you gave me! Very nice of you.

Truth be told, had this not happened, my next stop was your competitor down the street where I was headed to cash in my loyalty card which now has 10 stamps on it. I think I have an addiction to meatball subs. Don't judge me!