To: Too-Cool Sales Guy & Bad Skin Arrogant Guy

One of those stupid balls you hit around the office just rolled across the floor to my feet. Guess where it's going? Yup ... in the garbage like all the others I find.

You guys are fucking losers.

Oh and Too-Cool: ... no, I couldn't hear the thumping bass noises you asked me about. I also don't care that you're playing music in your office. It's probably crap anyway.