To: Too-Cool Sales Guy

You're funny. Your reaction to my scarf hanging on the coat rack with my jacket was hilarious!

YOU: [approaching the coat rack, confused look on your face] What the hell is this?
ME: What?
YOU: [lifting a corner of my scarf like its a rag] This!
ME: It's a scarf [It's a essentially a old distressed looking argyle scarf ... totally hot just for the record]
YOU: Looks like something that belongs to a homeless person! [well yes, or Mary-Kate Olsen]
ME: Hey! It costs a lot of money to look homeless you know!

Thanks for that ... I needed a laugh today.