To: "Fuckin'" Client

I can fuckin' hear you in the fuckin' boardroom from here and every fuckin' second word out of your fuckin' mouth is ... fuckin'!!

Fuck you.

Believe it or not, you and your business partner are actually my favourite clients. You guys are really nice all the time but shit dude, what's with the fuckin' language?! I'm not a prude or anything ... far from it ... I swear a lot myself from time to time. In fact, I think I've even created new swear words you've never heard before ... but seriously ... is it necessary?

Swear word lose their effectiveness if you say them all the time. There really is an art to an unexpected, well-placed swear word in a sentence. Dickface.