To: Sighs-a-Lot

Is your life that stressful?

Seriously honey, everytime you walk past my desk all you do is sigh. I'm a little concerned. No, sorry - scratch that. I'm a little annoyed. It's a little bit on the irritating side. Like, I don't buy it. Everytime I hear it I just think you're doing it to illustrate how busy you are and how important your workload is or something.

I really don't give a shit.

Oh!! Ok and before I forget. This little curling get-together the office is having ... while I agree that it is a great way for me to meet the office in a social setting, I really didn't appreciate your email telling me that you're putting me down as a yes for that reason. Screw you.