To: Bad Dye-Job

I'm going to work early this morning because of you.

You thought maybe it might be a good idea for me to be a part of this particular weekly meeting and then before I know it, the meeting invites are filling up my email inbox. Thanks. If you were my boss or if I worked directly for you then I would have no problem with this; you're not, however, and I hate that I have to do this when I already have a million things to do.

And you're not fooling anyone with your dye-job mmmkay?