To: Friend-of-a-Friend

Just for the record, when you approached me last night, kissed and hugged me and generally greeted me like we had known each other for ages ... I had no idea who you were. I had to ask my friend if we had ever met. I was told yes but truthfully you might as well have been a complete stranger.

It's a good thing that when you entered your number into my cell phone this morning before you left my place that you also put your name. I wouldn't have known it otherwise.

Oh and just for the record, when you kiss, I felt you were giving my face a tongue bath. A bit much ... you need to tone that down. I'm not going to call you.