To: Market Researcher

Just listen for fuck's sake!! It would save both of us time.

Phone Rings
ME: Hello
YOU: Hi it's Danielle calling from [I have no idea], about a paid market research study on the weekend of September 7.
ME: I'm out of town on September 8 so I'm probably not available unless it is being held on September 7 as well.
YOU: Well I just need to go through the questionnaire with you first to see if you qualify.

What the fuck Danielle?! If I'm not even in town, then I don't qualify. Idiot.