To: N

I lied when I said I deleted the sex tape we made last night.

To: N

OK so we're getting together again at some point this week ... and I'm actually looking forward to it. Having been on holiday, I haven't seen you in a while.

Your suggestion that we spend the night, however, is breaking the fuck buddy rules isn't it?

To: Disappointment

I'll just say this. You have changed quite a bit ... and I'm sorry to say it is not for the better. The new you does not impress me at all. In fact, not having you around the other day made a lot of people quite happy.

To: T ('08)

Thank you for having us over to your place last night for such a fun party. Being in Mexico again is amazing. Three days in and I don't want to go home.

It was also a bit of a deja-vu for me. See ... what you don't know is that last year at this time I slept with a friend of your group in the same place you're staying. If you're staying in one of the back bedrooms that would just to too weird.

I am, however, intent on finding out.