To: Classmate P.

Listen dude, my friend and I obliged when you needed two models for you to take a photo of during your presentation last week. We don't want to be your friend or anything so stop talking to us. Neither one of us gives a shit. Oh and when you were showing us the pictures you took of us, was it really necessary to hold the camera in front of your crotch while zooming in and out on our heads? That was gross you creepy fuck.