To: Instructor

So I get that you don't like me or my friend. Don't worry, we hate you too. You've spent all term talking shit, giving good marks to idiots, and being a general douche about things. Now, with six classes left to go, we somehow have to manage to write two exams and give two presentations. Thanks asshole. Thanks for making the next three weeks of my life hell. Your class evaluation form from me is going to suggest you learn some time management skills and perhaps not flirt with the self-obsessed skank who thinks she's God's gift to this class.