To: N

It's my birthday tomorrow (Friday) and I'm not sure if I should have or not but I've mentioned it to you and it looks like you may be attending.

Truthfully I'd prefer you just arrived towards the end so we could have another drink and then go back to my place and fuck. Still, that's all I really want you for. I don't really want you there all night. I'm not babysitting you, so think wisely about when you arrive. It'll be better for both of us.