To: Cute Geek

I'm not sure what to make of you yet. You're actually kind of cute in a way. I love geeks. Seriously, if you're hot but a geek (a cool geek though), I'm all over you. It helps if you're foreign too. I don't know what it is.

[Truth be told, this place is crawling with geeks but only those on the absolute lowest end of the gene pool seem to make the cut and get hired here. Oh yes, it's not pretty. Not at all.]

Good luck in your interview.